*DISCLAIMER: This blog is 100% truth except for the parts I made up

Saturday, November 27, 2010


The last Campbell's tomato soup can
of the twentieth century is going to
the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh
That is an example of a sentence
Another is this from a CEO in Fortune
"You die in either case, but this way you get
to do it proactively," where the adverb
makes the sentence I'm walking amid
the tourists on Bleecker Street the riffraff
the students with backpacks the bums and
a good old-fashioned New York feeling
hits me from head to toe a misanthropic snarl
the urge to kick a stranger in the pants,
and if you don't smoke you feel as if you do

-David Lehman

Sunday, November 21, 2010

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequitted love"
-Charlie Brown

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

unbeing dead isn't being alive
-e.e. cummings


You know what really bothers me? When people don't say hi. Or they don't even have to say hi, but they could at least acknowledge your presence. Just a smile. Eye contact. Let you know that they know you're there. That you aren't invisible.

Like today, I was walking to my computer tech class when I walked past a girl I know. I wouldn't really say we're friends, but I know her name, and she knows mine. We've had a few classes and conversations together. As I walked past I looked at her and smiled, but instead of smiling back she looked away. Sad.

But then I passed someone else I know as I walked into the classroom and he smiled. And waved. And said "Hi Dani."

I love it when that happens.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Go to google.com

Type "Who's the cutest?" into the search box.

Click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.


Monday, November 8, 2010


2.It's raining today.

3.I have the worlds ugliest hair.

4.I left my iPod at home.

5.That's okay it doesn't have the song I want anyway.

6.Apparently I'm a big fan of making lists when I can't think of anything to say.

7.That's because when I make lists I can do my 2nd of all crap.

8.Which makes me happy.

9.Because he makes me happy.

10.Now go hug someone.

Saturday, November 6, 2010


(here's some sound effects... in case you didn't know that)

Oh gosh! Ohgoshohgoshohgosh! Remember how he texted me last night? Do ya? Of course you don't cuz I haven't told you yet! But now I'm telling you. He texted me last night. And I died of happiness.

I really like this picture. Just in case you were wondering about that, I do.

I doo-oo-oo. (that last part was regina spektor. since you can't hear me singing in a blog post.)

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Now go hug someone.

Fact. I was secretly disappointed when I turned 11 and never got a Hogwarts acceptance letter.

Fact. Sometimes I throw temper tantrums. But only to myself.

Fact. This is my 4th attempt to post on this blog today.

Fact. I can't think of what to say.

Fact. I don't like cottage cheese.

Fact. I don't like it when my bedroom door is open.

Fact. I made a new(well sorta) friend(well kinda) today. Actually and old friend(kinda) that I haven't talked to in years. And we just sort of talked to each other.
Here take a picture. I thought it was pretty.

Once we decorated the Feilbach's driveway with chalk once. I wrote everyone's names all big and beautiful and Brenna drew a magic unicorn with a very long rainbow tail that wrapped around everyones names. It was one of the best things I've ever done. I kind of adore sidewalk chalk.

(p.s. i also wrote his name really tiny in the corner... in yellow)